1. Sundays you’re on a couch.
![football-tv](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/football-tv-300x144.jpg)
You are a rock. A rock on a couch.
2. You’re used to being called by your last name.
![Tim Riggins Jersey](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/riggins-1011x1024.jpg)
First names are for suckers.
3. You run plays in your head.
![Football Playbook](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/playbook.jpg)
X’s and O’s gentlemen. X’s and O’s.
4. You measure distances in yardage.
![Football Gridiron Yard Lines](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/yardage.jpg)
Yeah, this hallway looks like a good 25 yards. Let’s test the arm.
5. You take the Under Armour, “We Must Protect This House” ads very seriously.
![We Must Protect This House](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/we-must-protect-this-house_4792258_GIFSoup.com_.gif)
I WILL, I WILL. Under Armour HWHAGHHGGH
6. You’re a big fan of Minka Kelly… Oh Lyla.
![Lyla Garrity Minka Kelly](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lyla-Garrity.jpg)
Hi, Lyla.
7. You’ve won 100 Super Bowls in your backyard.
![Backyard Football Catch](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Gresham-Catch-Dive.jpg)
And then you spike the ball and it either goes over the fence or hits you back in your face.
8. You do spin moves around the house.
![Alabama Eddie Lacy Spin Move](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/spin-move_4791979_GIFSoup.com_.gif)
Perfectly executed spin-move past the dining room chair.
9. You stiff arm your friends.
![stiff arm football](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stiff-arm.jpg)
Sit down.
10. Madden will never get old.
![Mike Vick Madden](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mike-vick-madden-04_4792224_GIFSoup.com_.gif)
Mike Vick need never throw the ball.
11. Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.
![Tom Brady Thanksgiving](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/brady-turkey.jpg)
Food. Football. Sleep.
12. Crimson, Scarlet, and Cardinal are more than just shades of red.
It’s a beautiful thing.
13. The country is divided into territories.
![nfl-fan-map](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nfl-fan-map-1024x683.jpg)
Always wear your gear into rival territories.
14. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.
![Kyle Chandler Friday Night Lights](https://d93fb6.p3cdn1.secureserver.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kylechandler-768x1024.jpg)
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By Isaac Clark
Isaac is a writer at SportsUnlimited.com |