$5+$5+$5+$5=$20 OFF (That’s A+ Math)

We are building up to Thanksgiving and Black Friday and Cyber Monday and Cyber Week and Green Monday, blah blah (right?), with a pre-Thanksgiving sale that will make you gobble! Here’s a hint: It’s $20 Off your order. That’s a pretty darn good deal to let you get all your shopping done before you sit down for a Thanksgiving feast.

All you’ve got to do is enter TURKEY20 in to the Promo/Coupon Code field in the checkout and magic you get $20 off your order if you have at least $100 worth of items in your cart! Then you can use one of our awesome payment options to complete your order. We recently launched Amazon Payments for a super-easy way to check out. We also have PayPal and traditional credit/debit card options.

What are you going to do with that $20 bill you just saved? WHATEVER YOU WANT.


14 Signs You’re a Football Player at Heart

1. Sundays you’re on a couch.

football-tv
via digitaltrends.com

You are a rock. A rock on a couch.

 

2. You’re used to being called by your last name.

 

 

Tim Riggins Jersey
via siamtradingpost.com

 First names are for suckers.

3. You run plays in your head.

Football Playbook
via donerightmarketingmedia.com

X’s and O’s gentlemen. X’s and O’s.

4. You measure distances in yardage.

Football Gridiron Yard Lines
via corbisimages.com

Yeah, this hallway looks like a good 25 yards. Let’s test the arm.

5. You take the Under Armour, “We Must Protect This House” ads very seriously.

We Must Protect This House
via youtube and Under Armour

I WILL, I WILL. Under Armour HWHAGHHGGH

6. You’re a big fan of Minka Kelly… Oh Lyla.

Lyla Garrity Minka Kelly
via buddytv.com

Hi, Lyla.

7. You’ve won 100 Super Bowls in your backyard.

Backyard Football Catch
via shaungroves.com

And then you spike the ball and it either goes over the fence or hits you back in your face.

8. You do spin moves around the house.

Alabama Eddie Lacy Spin Move
via youtube

Perfectly executed spin-move past the dining room chair.

9. You stiff arm your friends.

stiff arm football
via extrapolater.wordpress.com

Sit down.

10. Madden will never get old.

Mike Vick Madden
via youtube

Mike Vick need never throw the ball.

11. Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday.

Tom Brady Thanksgiving
via boston.com

Food. Football. Sleep.

12. Crimson, Scarlet, and Cardinal are more than just shades of red.

College-Colors

It’s a beautiful thing.

13. The country is divided into territories.

nfl-fan-map
via cippinonsports.com

Always wear your gear into rival territories.

14. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

Kyle Chandler Friday Night Lights
via chigacotribune.com

 

 

By Isaac Clark

Isaac is a writer at SportsUnlimited.com